We're down at my mom and dad's for Christmas. Amado was playing hide and seek in the hall closet - really him hiding and wanting us to go open the closet and act very surprised to find him in there.
So, this game was getting a little tiring, so at one point, I tried to go and hide with him. He barred me from entering the closet. He said "no, mami, tu no puedes entrar. este es mi casa".
So naturally, I replied, with shock "pero, yo soy tu mami!" as my reason for why it was inconceivable that I would be barred from his house.
To which he replied, "no mami. yo soy un senor que tu no conoces".